Who Wears the Pants?

A newlywed couple unpacks in their honeymoon suite. The husband takes off his pants. "Put these on," he says to his wife.

She does, but the pants are nearly twice her size. "There's no way I can wear these. They're too big," she says.

"Good, now you know who wears the pants in this family."

Calmly, the wife takes off her panties and gives them to her husband. "Put these on," she commands.

The husband looks at the small pair of panties and says, "There's no way I can get into these."

The wife replies, "That's right, and now you know the rules until you change your attitude."