Doug Mellard: Prophylactics

I remember one point, this older gentleman asked me for some prophylactics, and at that time, my sexual vocabulary wasn't that great, you know. So, I'm checking my word bank for the closest thing I have to 'prophylactics.' Closest thing I got -- 'pterodactyls.' I was all confused. I was like, 'Excuse me, sir, I hate to break it to you, but those things have been extinct for 65 million years.'

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