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$10 Complaint
350 Pounder
50/50
6.9
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69
69er's Get Sacked
7-11
72
77
80 Pounder
80s Booty Call... Affair
80s Booty Call... Betamax
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80s Booty Call... Mr. T
80s Booty Call... Puzzle
90s Booty Call... Flannel
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A Blind Man at a Nude Beach
A Chewy Riddle
A Few Good Lawyers
A Hole in the Head
A Lesson in Government
A Lesson In Morals
A Limerick About a Man From Calcutta
A Limerick About a Man From Peru
A man's logic
A Math Professor's Mistake
A.J. Jamal: Big Butt
Adam Ferrara: Fondest Childhood Memory
Adam Ferrara: Look to Nature
Adam Ferrara: Meant for Me
Adam's New Organs
After 69
Airplane Fashion
Al Jackson: Erectile Dysfunction
Al Madrigal: Hip to the Lingo
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American Beer & Canoeing
Andy Kindler: Death Penalty
Another Bull Name
Ant: All the Gays on an Island
Ant: Lisp
Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland
Arctic Hooker
Ark-N-Saw
Arkansas Fertility
Art Gallery Nudes
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At the Pharmacy
Balls & Old Ladies
Banister
Barry Marder: Penis Enlargement
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Bathtub Anxieties
Baywatch
Bedside Confession
Belly Button
Ben Kronberg: The Black Angus
Beyond Impotent
Big Jay Oakerson: Asian Girlfriend
Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Bill Dwyer: Nurse Fantasy Games
Bill Gates's Hard Drive
Bill Maher: The Decider
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Blake Clark: Cousins
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Blogger Booty Call... Offline
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Blonde's Blow Job
Blonde's Legs
Blondes & Computers
Blondes & Pianos
Bob Oschack: Happily Married
Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity
Bob Oschack: On Renting Porn
Bob Oschack: Recognize
Bobby Miyamoto: Got the Old Man's Attention
Bobcat Goldthwait: Gay Bashing
Body Part Preference
Boiled Egg
Bonnie McFarlane: Never Be a Lesbian
Bonnie McFarlane: New Diaphragm
Bonnie McFarlane: Raising the Baby
Boogie Nights
Boris Hamilton: Once Is Enough
Bow-Legged Cowgirls
Boys & Girls
Bra & Hat
Brett Butler: Answering Catcalls
Brett Butler: Not a Lesbian
Brian Kiley: New Father
Brian Kiley: Psych Paper
Brian Posehn: Cybersex
Brian Posehn: Masturbation Fantasy
Brian Posehn: Punishment
Bride & Broom
Bubba
Busy Redneck
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Butcher Booty Call... Sausage
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Carol Leifer: Bisexual
Carol Leifer: Lingerie at the Beginning
Caroline Rhea: Crush on the Dentist
Cash Levy: Lions
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Caveman Booty Call... Hot
Chad Daniels: Genetic Advancements
Chad Daniels: Mother-In-Law
Chairman of the Board
Change of Pace
Charlie Grandy: Hepatitis C
Chaste Nudist
Chatting Penises
Cheating
Chelsea Handler: Bride's Maid
Chelsea Handler: Circumcision Decision
Chelsea Handler: Foreign Accents
Chelsea Handler: Guys With One Ball
Chelsea Handler: My First Midget
Chelsea Handler: On Becoming a Lesbian
Chelsea Peretti: I Heart Nerds
Childless Psychics
Children & Cars
Chillin' Biddies
Chris Hardwick: Fingering
Chris McGuire: Old Fashioned Perverts
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Christmas Chimney Congestion
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Clown Booty Call... Pie
Clown Booty Call... Poodles
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Complicated Breasts
Computer + Prostitute
Condom
Condom Dog
Condom Recycling
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Confucious Say...Itchy Bum
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Contractor Booty Call... Crack
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Contractor Booty Call... Mud Jacking
Contractor Booty Call... Nail Gun
Contractor Booty Call... Nailing
Contractor Booty Call... Rod
Contractor Booty Call... Rub
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Corey Holcomb: In Exchange
Corey Holcomb: Misunderstood Erectile Problems
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Corporate Booty Call... Actionable
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Corporate Booty Call... Fax
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Corporate Booty Call... Raise
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Cory Kahaney: 69 Is Rude
Cory Kahaney: In the Morning
Count Chock Full of Nuts
Counting Condoms
Country Party
Crazy Little Critters
D**k & Balls
Dad Eats Lightbulbs
Dan Boulger: I Know I'd Get Laid
Dan Boulger: Lots of Complete Accidents
Dana Gould: Hypocritical Liberal Los Angeles
Danny Cohen: No Ben-Gay in This House
Dating a Prostitute
Dave Attell: Against Porno
Dave Attell: Cleavage
Dave Attell: Gay Porno
Dave Attell: Make My Own Fun
David Cross: Necrophiliacs
David Feldman: Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal
David Feldman: Parents' Responsibility
David Feldman: Respect My Daughter
Definition of a Chauvinist Pig
Definition of Disgusting
Definition of Indefinitely
Denis Leary: Laptops May Lead to Impotence
Dennis Fowler: Rosie O'Donnell News
Dentata
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Deon Cole: 3D
DeRay: Grabbed in the Club
Dinosaur Booty Call... Ass
Dinosaur Booty Call... Herbivore
Dinosaur Booty Call... Name
Dinosaur Booty Call... Pedal
Dirty Cowboy Mustache
Dirty Knees
Dirty Raggedy Ann
Dirty Riddle
Disease
DL Hughley: Gay Flute
Doggy Licks
Donald Glover: Kix Cereal
Donkey-Onion Hybrid
Donnell Rawlings: Friends With Cool Jobs
Doug Benson: Ever Been Driving Along...
Doug Mellard: Prophylactics
Dov Davidoff: In the Pharmacy
Dov Davidoff: Molestation Scandals
Dov Davidoff: Outed My Cousin
Dr. Dave's Hairy Indiscretion
Dragons
Drew Fraser: Like a Race
Drew Fraser: Only 30 Minutes
Drop In
Duck at the Pharmacy
Ear Condoms
Early Morning Rings
Eddie Gossling: Nelly's Musical Powers
Elephant & Prostitute
Elephant Encounter
Elephant Feet
Elevator Operator Booty Call... Preference
Eliot Chang: Consolation Prize
Eliot Chang: Gay Friend
Eliot Chang: Girlfriend and Ex-Girlfriend
Eliot Chang: Politically Correct Friend
Exotic Male Dancer Cash
Exterminator Booty Call... Perfume
Extra-Large Condoms
Eye Exam
Fabrice Fabrice: Michael Jackson's Father
Fair Exchange
Faking It
Farmer and the Cow
Fatty McVirgin
Feelin' Blue
Fence of Love
First Impressions are Everything
Fish 'n' D**ks
Fisherman's Friend
Five Minutes to Midnight
Five Pounds of Fat
Flies in a Light Bulb
Flight Attendant Booty Call... Nuts
Flying Condom
Food for the Hungry
Fortune 500
Gabriel Iglesias: Evolution of Life
Gabriel Rutledge: Delivery Guy
Gabriel Rutledge: Ran Out of Condoms
Garden Hose
Garden of Eden
Garden of Eden Limerick
Gary Owen: Man, It's Hot
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Geek Booty Call... Anime
Geek Booty Call... Asthma
Geek Booty Call... Beam
Geek Booty Call... Binary
Geek Booty Call... Body Parts
Geek Booty Call... Bones
Geek Booty Call... Bra
Geek Booty Call... Breach
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Geek Booty Call... Calculus
Geek Booty Call... Calluses
Geek Booty Call... Charisma
Geek Booty Call... Come Home
Geek Booty Call... Comics
Geek Booty Call... Computers
Geek Booty Call... Convention
Geek Booty Call... Dice
Geek Booty Call... DNA
Geek Booty Call... Do Me
Geek Booty Call... Droid
Geek Booty Call... Embed
Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction
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Geek Booty Call... Fresh Air
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Geek Booty Call... Guild
Geek Booty Call... Hacker
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Geek Booty Call... Inches
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Geek Booty Call... Internet
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Geek Booty Call... Limited Edition
Geek Booty Call... Looks
Geek Booty Call... Machine
Geek Booty Call... Manipulate
Geek Booty Call... Math
Geek Booty Call... Measurements
Geek Booty Call... Microsoft
Geek Booty Call... Network
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Geek Booty Call... Phaser
Geek Booty Call... Place
Geek Booty Call... Precious
Geek Booty Call... RAM
Geek Booty Call... Rating
Geek Booty Call... Resistance
Geek Booty Call... Routing
Gene Pompa: Change of Heart
Gene Pompa: Gay Older Brother
Gene Pompa: Gay Roommate
Geoff Keith: Out of My League
George of the Jungle
Geriatric Halloween
Gilbert Gottfried: Arrested for Masturbation
Gilbert Gottfried: Masturbation Crime
Girls' Night Out
Give the Dog a Bone
Good Blow Jobs
Good Girl...Bad Girl
Goodyear Rubber
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Gourmet Booty Call... Compliments
Gourmet Booty Call... Cream
Gourmet Booty Call... Crudite
Gourmet Booty Call... Cucumber
Gourmet Booty Call... Eating Out
Gourmet Booty Call... Infusion
Gourmet Booty Call... Knife
Gourmet Booty Call... Lick
Gourmet Booty Call... Marinate
Gourmet Booty Call... Meat
Gourmet Booty Call... Rise
Grab 'Em
Grandma's Racy New Panties
Grandpa's Condoms
Greek Navy
Green and Eats Nuts
Green and Jumpy
Greg Fitzsimmons: David Paterson's Affair
Greg Fitzsimmons: Discovering Likes and Dislikes
Greg Fitzsimmons: Irish Grandparents
Greg Fitzsimmons: Is Love Real?
Greg Giraldo: Fantasy Life
Greg Giraldo: Monkey Pox
Greg Giraldo: The Patriot Act
Gregg Rogell: Fundamentalist Muslims
Gum
Guys & Dolls
Hairdresser Booty Call... Bangs
Hairdresser Booty Call... Blow Out
Hand-Eye Coordination
Hand-Me-Downs
Happy Baby
Hard Drive
Has a Head
Hayes MacArthur: Asking for Directions
Hayes MacArthur: Creature Comfort
Heffahump
Helen Keller Discovers Masturbation
Helen Keller Masturbating
Here, Piggy, Piggy
Hillbilly Newlyweds
Hipster Booty Call... Absinthe
Hipster Booty Call... Artist
Hipster Booty Call... Bed
Hipster Booty Call... Beer
Hipster Booty Call... Bored
Hipster Booty Call... Clothes
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Hipster Booty Call... Judgment
Hipster Booty Call... Matching
Hipster Booty Call... Music
Hipster Booty Call... Neighborhood
Hobo Booty Call... Boxcar
Hobo Booty Call... Fire
Hobo Booty Call... Pile
Hold the Mayo
Horny Old Ladies
Hot Breakfast
How to Circumcise a Redneck
Human DNA and Goats
Hurricane & Marriage
Husbands' Performance
Ian Bagg: Roll of Nickels
Ice Cream
In Cider
In the Navy
Incest Farm
Incredible Confession
Inseminating Redneck Girls
Irishmen & Their Lightbulbs
It's Golden
J. Chris Newberg: Meeting Her Dad
Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill II
Jack Coen: Breast Implants
Jack Coen: Empathizing With Monica Lewinsky
Jack Coen: Less Fight
Jack Coen: Not the Same for Bill Clinton
Jack Gallagher: Nursing Bras
Jackie Kashian: Getting a Massage
Jake Johannsen: China's Population
Jake Johannsen: Cult Leader
James Johann: Girls Are Neat
James Johann: Like a Math Problem
Jane's Dirty Mind
Janine DiTullio: Health Insurance Plan
Jared Logan: Hottest Place I Ever Made Love to My Ex
Jason Kuller: Favorite Position
Jason Kuller: Penal Enlargement
Jeff Caldwell: Birth Control
Jeff Cesario: Puerto Rican Dudes
Jeff Dunham: Free Love
Jeff Dunham: Love the Nightlife
Jeff Dunham: Nicknames in Bed
Jeff Mac: Religious Protests
Jeff Marder: Hump Day
Jeff Ross: Recent Death
Jeffrey Ross: Lightweight Drinker
Jesse Joyce: Hot Medical Interns
Jessi Klein: Cosmo Magazine
Jessi Klein: Just Once
Jessi Klein: Romantic Movie
Jimmy Aleck: Buying Condoms
Jimmy Carr: Arriving Early
Jimmy Carr: Fellating on a Plane
Jingle Blondes
Jock Booty Call... Advantage
Jock Booty Call... Bat
Jock Booty Call... Bin
Jock Booty Call... Blast
Jock Booty Call... Box
Jock Booty Call... Bump
Jock Booty Call... Defense
Jock Booty Call... Football
Jock Booty Call... Foul
Jock Booty Call... Goal
Jock Booty Call... Handler
Jock Booty Call... Holding
Jock Booty Call... Hole
Jock Booty Call... Love Bowl
Jock Booty Call... Low Post
Jock Booty Call... Maneuver
Jock Booty Call... Muscle
Jock Booty Call... Open
Jock Booty Call... Pass
Jock Booty Call... Penalty
Jock Booty Call... Positions
Jock Booty Call... Rack
Jock Booty Call... Receiver
Jock Booty Call... Recover
Jock Booty Call... Resin
Joey Kola: The Male Bull Elephant Life
John Caparulo: Not for $1 Million
John Heffron: Better Chances
John Henton: Bill Clinton's Affairs
Joining the Colony
Jon Dore: Practical Jokes
Jonathan Katz: Bring in a Sample
Jonathan Katz: No Experience
Jordan Rubin: Bigger Penis
Jordan Rubin: Black Guys Have the Coolest Lines
Jordan Rubin: Female Orgasm Porno
Jordan Rubin: German Porno
Judy Gold: Performing for Bill Clinton
Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm
Jumping Rope
Jungle Gaiety
Karen Bergreen: Bored at a Party
Ken & Barbie
King Arthur's Dilemma
Kjell Bjorgen: Brotherly E.S.P.
Knock Knock... Blow
Kristen Schaal: Many Languages
Kristen Schaal: Not Putting Out
Kurt Metzger: Penis Academy
Kyle Dunnigan: A Good Friend Comes Out
Kyle Grooms: Ghetto Girl
Kyle Kinane: Always a Miracle
Kyle Kinane: Hand Jobs
Larry Amoros: Finding Gays in the Military
Larry Amoros: On Congressman Jesse Helms
Larry Brown: Buying Condoms
Larry Brown: Dad's Advice
Last Night of Lovin'
Laura Kightlinger: Gay Pride Parades
Laura Kightlinger: Handling Anal Requests
Laurie Kilmartin: Hooray for Hookers
Lawyer-Client Relations
Lawyers in Lust
Leg Chat
Legal Jargon!
Leper and Prostitute
Lesbian Dinosaur
Lesbian Hardwood
Lesbian License
Lesbians' Flooring
Lesson Learned
Lewis Black: Absolute Faith
Librarian Booty Call... Books
LifeSavers
Lightbulb...Californians
Lincoln Booty Call... Address
Lincoln Booty Call... Age
Lincoln Booty Call... Beard
Lincoln Booty Call... Cabin
Lincoln Booty Call... Debate
Lincoln Booty Call... Hat
Linda Hill: Close Enough
Lisa DeLarios: Gentlemen's Clubs
Lisa Lampanelli: One Guy From Every Race
Lisa Landry: Cheating on Myself
Lisa Landry: Nice Guys
Little Green Balls
Little Johnny and God
Little Johnny and the ABC's
Little Johnny is Number One
Little Johnny... Know It All
Little Johnny... Peanut
Little Johnny... Playing Cards
Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
Little Johnny... Salesman
Little Johnny... The Birds and the Bees
Little Johnny... The Mouse
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red's Granny
Little-Known Facts
Lois Bromfield: After 30
Long & Green Riddle
Long & Hard
Loni Love: Cheap Condoms
Loose Potatoes
Loser Booty Call... Angel
Loser Booty Call... Apartment
Loser Booty Call... Bus Pass
Loser Booty Call... Interest
Losin' It
Louis Ramey: All Gay Platoon
Louis Ramey: An Honest Politician
Louis Ramey: The Male Orgasm
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
Love & Basketball
Love and Herpes?
LSD Cocktail
Lucky MotherDucker
Lynne Koplitz: More Enthusiastic, Please
Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
Major Crackage
Male Disorientation
Male Lie Detector
Male Masturbation
Man Catches Crocodile
Man in the Mirror
Man of the House
Marc Maron: Mathematical Cure for Jealousy
Marc Maron: Renting Porn
Marina Franklin: First Lady
Mark Cohen: Buying Condoms
Mark Cohen: My Father's Counsel
Mark Gross: Poor People Are Better in Bed
Mark Normand: Gay Bars
Mark Roberts: Bald Men Make Better Lovers
Maryellen Hooper: Barbie Heads
Matt Braunger: Dove Made of Rainbows
Mechanic Booty Call... Drill
Mechanic Booty Call... Emissions
Mechanic Booty Call... Engine
Medieval Booty Call... Bastard
Medieval Booty Call... Bodkin
Medieval Booty Call... Cave
Medieval Booty Call... Disease
Medieval Booty Call... Food
Medieval Booty Call... Grail
Medieval Booty Call... Hut
Medieval Booty Call... Infection
Medieval Booty Call... Known
Medieval Booty Call... Nickname
Medieval Booty Call... Parts
Medieval Booty Call... Plague
Medieval Booty Call... Play
Medieval Booty Call... Rack
Megan Mooney: My Father's Rude Friend
Men 'n' Lightbulbs
Men and Directions
Meow, Baby
Meteorologist Booty Call... Forecast
Meteorologist Booty Call... Pressure
Michael Kosta: German Girlfriend
Michael Kosta: Judgmental Mom
Mike Birbiglia: Brakes on an Orgy
Mike Birbiglia: Five Dates
Mike Birbiglia: Gay Cats
Mike Britt: The Difference in Cheating
Mike DeStefano: It's a Disease
Mike DeStefano: Look in the Mirror
Mike Dugan: Blaming Music
Mike Lawrence: Fight With a Girlfriend
Miss Piggy's Addition
Mitch Fatel: I Love My Penis
Mitch Fatel: The Female Orgasm
Mitch Fatel: The Mitch Fatel Questionnaire
Mmmmmmmilk
Mmmmmmmmmm...
Mo Mandel: Asian Massage Parlor
Mo Mandel: Dirty Future
Mo Mandel: Fan Base
Mo Mandel: Problem With Prostitution
Moby Dick
Mole Removal
Monkey Booty Call... Fur
Monkey Booty Call... My Place
Monkey Love
Monks Made a Mistake
Moosehead Beer
Mopeds and Fat Ladies
Morning After the Orgy
Moshe Kasher: Middle America
Mountain Bike
Mr. Macho
Murder Mystery Porn
My Dad's Better
Myq Kaplan: College Dorm
Myq Kaplan: Religious Fanatics
Natasha Leggero: Boston Blackout
Natasha Leggero: Running Out of Diamonds
National Pastime
Native American Hijinx
New Bull
New Favorite Number
Nick DiPaolo: Bringing a Nine-Inch Black Dildo to Bed
Nick DiPaolo: C**k-Blocked
Nick DiPaolo: Nine-Inch Black Dildo
Nick Griffin: Crux of Male Existence
Nick Kroll: Googling Diarrhea
Nine Is Enough
No Arms or Legs
No Backseat Blonde
No Laughing Matter
Norm Macdonald - Clueless Guy
Norm MacDonald: Battling Cancer
Nudist BMOC
Nudist Camp
Nunsense
Nursing Home
Nuts & Bolts
Of Mice and Men
Oldest Couple Ever
One day Adam and Eve notice God...
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Orange Oddity
Orgasm-isms
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
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Panda Booty Call... Cute
Panda Booty Call... Eat
Panda Booty Call... Endangered
Panda Booty Call... My Place
Panda Booty Call... Pregnant
Panda Booty Call... Riddle
Parallel Parking for Blondes
Parsley
Patton Oswalt: Romantic Comedies
Paul Mercurio: CD Player Sales Pitch
Paul Provenza: Anybody Could Have a Disease
Paul Provenza: Inner Child
Paul Provenza: Masturbation Class
Penelope Lombard: Late Period
Penguins Drive Cars
Penis Enlargement
Perfect Fit
Perfect Penis
Pervert Crossing the Road
Perverted Parrot
Peter Pan Flight
Pharmacist Booty Call... Machinery
Pharmacist Booty Call... Medicine
Pharmacist Booty Call... Prescription
Phil Palisoul: Kegel Exercises
Phil Palisoul: Pulled Groin
Phone Job
Pickle in the Pants
Pickled Bread
Pickles & Deer
Pickpockets and Gynecologists
Picture perfect
Pig Farmer
Pigskin Pro
Pillsbury Doughboy
Pinocchio
Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann
Pirate Booty Call... Anchor
Pirate Booty Call... Blonde
Pirate Booty Call... Blow
Pirate Booty Call... Boat
Pirate Booty Call... Cannon
Pirate Booty Call... Captain
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Pirate Booty Call... Flogging
Pirate Booty Call... Friend
Pirate Booty Call... Game
Pirate Booty Call... Hands
Pirate Booty Call... Head
Pirate Booty Call... Hook
Pirate Booty Call... Jolly
Pirate Booty Call... Land
Pirate Booty Call... Lard
Pirate Booty Call... Long John
Pirate Booty Call... Mainsail
Pirate Booty Call... Mate
Pirate Booty Call... Parrot
Pirate Booty Call... Peg Leg
Pirate Booty Call... Plank
Pirate Booty Call... Pox
Pirate Booty Call... Rope
Pirate Booty Call... Rum
Pirate Booty Call... Sailing
Pit Bull with Herpes
Platypus Booty Call... Name
Playing Doctor
Plumber Booty Call... Caulk
Plumber Booty Call... Check
Plumber Booty Call... Hole
Plumber Booty Call... Pipes
Pokemon for Adults
Political Bookmarks
Porcupine Love
Positions
Potato, Potat-ho
Pregnancy Scare in the Air
Pregnant Dairy Queen
Pregnant Nun
Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom
Professor of Logic
Prom Booty Call... Booty
Prom Booty Call... Cummerbund
Prom Booty Call... Dress
Prom Booty Call... King
Prom Booty Call... Limo
Prostitute's Children
Psychology Class
Psychology Co-Ed
Quickie
Quinn Dahle: Back to My Place
Quinn Dahle: Male Masseuse
Rabbit Breakout
Rachel Feinstein: New Breed of Men
Randy Rooster
Ray Lipowski: Hand Sanitizer
Ray Lipowski: Not Responsible
Red Ring
Redneck Birth Control... Daughter
Redneck Booty Call... Check Out
Redneck Booty Call... Dog
Redneck Booty Call... Elvis
Redneck Booty Call... Engines
Redneck Booty Call... Hog
Redneck Dog
Redneck Girl
Redneck Honeymoon
Reggie McFadden: My Cousin's Coming Out
Reindeers' Night Out
Related Deaths
Rene Hicks: Amish Irony
Rent
Retired Sailor
Retiring Mailman
Reverend
Rich Francese: Great in Bed
Richard Jeni: Of Course Men Love Condoms
Richard Lewis: After Intercourse
Richard Lewis: Ambivalent Arousal
Richard Lewis: Amish Friends
Richard Lewis: Break a Leg
Richard Lewis: Coaching in Bed
Richard Lewis: Ear Condoms
Richard Lewis: Egomaniac Ex-Girlfriend
Richard Lewis: Fear of Intimacy With Benefits
Richard Lewis: Hostile Lover
Richard Lewis: Let It Out
Richard Lewis: Like President Ford
Richard Lewis: Lowered Expectations
Richard Lewis: Promiscuous
Riding in Cars With Boys
River Deep
Robert Hawkins: Learned a Lot in the Army
Robert Kelly: Applebee's Desserts
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Robot Booty Call... Angel
Robot Booty Call... Astrology
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Robot Booty Call... Beauty
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Robot Booty Call... Drop
Robot Booty Call... Hot
Robot Booty Call... Insides
Robot Booty Call... Lips
Robot Booty Call... Lost
Robot Booty Call... Machinery
Robot Booty Call... Off
Robot Booty Call... Phaser
Robot Booty Call... Real
Robot Booty Call... Roomba
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Rod Man: Not the Same Daddy
Rodeo...
Room 88
Rory Albanese: Penis Naming
Rosebud
Rotten Reggie
Roz G: No Fat Men
Rubbing Riddle
Rubik's Cube
Runny Noodle
Russ Meneve: Bipolar
Russ Meneve: Performance Drugs
Russ Meneve: Pizza Delivery Porn
S & M
Sabrina Matthews: Cured of Homosexuality
Sabrina Matthews: National Coming Out Day
Sad Rooster
Safety Curls
SAG Meeting
Salesman: A New One, Really
San Fran Blondes
San Francisco Girls
Sandpaper Sally
Sandra Bernhard: Purim
Santa's Erection
Santa's lap
Santa's Miranda Rights
Satisfaction
The "No Love" Boat
The 12 Days of Christmas
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
The Amazing Health Computer
The Answer
The Bachelor's Life
The Bar Exam
The BDC
The Bear Hunter
The Best Kind of Housekeeping
The Best Pub for Free Drinks
The Bill Clinton Sale
The Black Condom
The Bus Driver
The Businessman's Medical Problem
The Cost of Pleasure
The Crabby Cabbie
The Cross-Eyed Cow
The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper
The Dentist
The Difference Between Like and Love
The Doctor's Convention
The Dynamite Kid
The Eskimo Hunter
The Eternal Optimist
The Eyes Have It
The Farmer and the Prostitute
The Farmer's Daughters
The Fence
The First Lady's patriotic duties
The Flying Condom
The Golden Arches
The Golden Fiddle
The Golfer
The Golfer and the Buttercups
The Greatest Cow
The Gynecologist's Glasses
The Height of Noise
The Husband's Best Friend
The Jolly Green Giant
The Key to Heaven
The Lady and the Facelift
The Lady, the Pickle and the Mailman
The Little Crab
The Lollipop Line
The Lucky Salesman
The Mailbox
The Man With One Brain
The Midget
The Mortician's Big Discovery
The Mother F*cker
The Native American Clock
The New Motorcycle
The New Recruit
The Newlywed Game
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
The Offspring
The Only Difference
The Pickle Factory
The Pig Lover
The Praying Parrot
The Queen
The Raffle
The Rich Hooker
The Rich Lady and her Butler
The Rich Man's Daughter
The Royal Honeymoon
The Russian Pretzel
The Same Advice
There was a little boy and a little girl ...
This Joke is Bananas!
This Little Piggy
Will Durst: Nixon, Carter and Kennedy on a Boat

Jokes

Brian Posehn: Family Tree

Brian Posehn: Family Tree

Dirty

$10 Complaint

350 Pounder

50/50

6.9

60s Rebel Booty Call... Fight

60s Rebel Booty Call... The Man

69

69er's Get Sacked

7-11

72

77

80 Pounder

80s Booty Call... Affair

80s Booty Call... Betamax

80s Booty Call... Call

80s Booty Call... Casio

80s Booty Call... Commodore 64

80s Booty Call... DeLorean

80s Booty Call... Gary Coleman

80s Booty Call... Hair

80s Booty Call... Indiana Jones

80s Booty Call... Kirk Cameron

80s Booty Call... Mr. T

80s Booty Call... Puzzle

90s Booty Call... Flannel

90s Booty Call... Mosh Pit

A Blind Man at a Nude Beach

A Chewy Riddle

A Few Good Lawyers

A Hole in the Head

A Lesson in Government

A Lesson In Morals

A Limerick About a Man From Calcutta

A Limerick About a Man From Peru

A man's logic

A Math Professor's Mistake

A.J. Jamal: Big Butt

Adam Ferrara: Fondest Childhood Memory

Adam Ferrara: Look to Nature

Adam Ferrara: Meant for Me

Adam's New Organs

After 69

Airplane Fashion

Al Jackson: Erectile Dysfunction

Al Madrigal: Hip to the Lingo

Alfred Robles: Girl Like a Report Card

Alien Booty Call... Bipedal Hominids

Alien Booty Call... Did It Hurt?

Alien Booty Call... Home Planet

Alien Booty Call... Next Planet

Alien Booty Call... Phone Home

Alien Booty Call... Say My Name

Allen Edge: Nothing But Dial

American Beer & Canoeing

Andy Kindler: Death Penalty

Another Bull Name

Ant: All the Gays on an Island

Ant: Lisp

Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland

Arctic Hooker

Ark-N-Saw

Arkansas Fertility

Art Gallery Nudes

Ashes to Ashes

Astrologer Booty Call... Moon

Astronaut Booty Call... Belt

Astronaut Booty Call... Black Hole

Astronaut Booty Call... Crater

Astronaut Booty Call... Damage

Astronaut Booty Call... Docking

Astronaut Booty Call... Drink

Astronaut Booty Call... Ejection

Astronaut Booty Call... Equator

Astronaut Booty Call... Gas Giant

Astronaut Booty Call... Ground Control

Astronaut Booty Call... Launch