We're so creepy. We don't even know you until we sleep with you. Until we have sex, we have no idea who you are. Once we get sex, we get clarity. We start seeing stuff we didn't see in the beginning. Like, 'I never knew you had one leg -- this is incredible -- and that patch over your eye! OK, so you're a pirate. That explains the boat and the swordfight. I get it now.'