Gene Pompa: Gay Roommate

I've been having a lot of hang-ups lately about homosexuality. I don't know why; I just have them. For a long time, I thought maybe one of my roommates was gay. So finally, last night, when he asked me to slow dance naked with him in the strobe light, I said, 'Hey man, are you gay? And he said, 'No.' I said, 'Let's dance.'