Brian Posehn: Masturbation Fantasy

I'm on top of a moving train, and it's on fire. I'm f**king some girl, and Megan Fox is there, but I'm not having sex with her. She's like, 'Why am I even here?' And I'm like, 'To prove a point. Not everybody wants to f**k you, Megan Fox.'

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