Between Thanksgiving and Valentine's Day, every commercial on TV is about giving presents to women...You know why all the commercials are for women? Because you can't advertise what guys want. Like legally, you're not allowed. You'll never see a commercial like, 'Ladies, this holiday season give him the gift that he's been waiting for all year. A day of silence followed by a three way with you and your hottest friend. Followed by more silence.'