There was a guy on a golf course that he had never played before. He got lost on the front nine and went up to a lady nearby to ask her what hole he was on. She replied, ''Well, you are one hole behind me and I am on hole 7, so you must be on hole 6.'' He thanked her and finished the front nine.
On the back nine, he got lost again and asked the same woman which hole he was on. She replied, ''Well, you are still one hole behind me and I am on 14, so you must be on 13.'' He thanked her again.
He finished his round and saw her in the clubhouse and offered to buy her a drink for all the help she gave him. She accepted the offer and they got to talking. It turned out that they were both in the sales buisiness. He asked, ''What do you sell?'' She said, ''I'll tell you but most guys laugh when I tell them. I sell tampons.'' The guy fell over laughing. She said, ''See, every guy does that when I tell them what I sell.'' The man got up and said, ''I am not laughing at that. I am laughing because I sell toilet paper and I am still one hole behind you!''