A guy and a girl are in a heavy make out session when the girl asks the guy to put his finger inside her. He does.
She asks him to put two fingers inside. He does.
She asks him to put his whole hand in. He does.
Then, she asks him to put in his other hand and clap. He puts in the other hand, but he can't clap.
She smiles, "Tight, huh? I told you I was a virgin!"