Glenn Wool: Smoking

I smoke. It's bad for you, I know. Warnings on the package tell you so. That's why I don't mind them, because they are bad. My only problem with the warnings though: very scientific. I think they should also have to be philosophical. The front of the package should go, 'Smoking causes fatal diseases.' And the back I think should have to say, 'But only 5% of the world's population believes death is the end.'

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