Paul Provenza: Funny Ways to Die

There are very funny ways to die. You need a paradigm shift. You need to be creative, use your imagination. Did you ever see a photograph of a cruise ship at sea? Like in the beginning of 'The Love Boat,' that crane shot over the ocean that you've seen on all the brochures: in the middle of that vast ocean, stretching infinitely in all directions -- huge body of water -- that little, tiny cruise ship, and in the middle of that little, tiny cruise ship, that little, tiny swimming pool. Drown in that pool -- that's funny.

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