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Rich Vos: Do the World a Favor

Rich Vos: Do the World a Favor

Do the world a favor and drink a bullet, stupid.

Categories:Dark Humor,Insults,Police & Military,Miscellaneous

Dark Humor

A Father's Last Request
A Lawyer's Ideal Weight
A.J. Jamal: The Gang Look
Adam Sandler: Just Be Dead
Al Clethen Jr.: Old and Broke
Al Jackson: Bacardi 151
Al Lubel: Night Panic
Al Madrigal: Party Pinata
Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory
An Odd Tale
Andre Kelley: Adult Table
Andy Blitz: Boxing Explanation
Andy Kindler: In a Fight
Andy Kindler: Two Choices in Life
Anthony Griffith: Never Hit My Mother
Anthony Jeselnik: Peanut Allergy
Arceneux & Mitchell: Whipped My Butt So Bad
Ardal O'Hanlon: Expectations
Ardal O'Hanlon: Tiredness Can Kill
B.J. Novak: Battered Women
Barry Marder: Terrible Freeways
Bear & Rabbit
Ben Kronberg: Bun in the Oven
Ben Kronberg: Jesus Heals
Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife
Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Santiago: Ass-Kicking From Jesus
Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality
Blake Clark: Gun Control
Bob Nickman: Psychotic With Low Self-Esteem
Bobby Slayton: On Cartoon Violence
Bobcat Goldthwait: Gay Bashing
Bobcat Goldthwait: In Favor of Guns
Bobcat Goldthwait: Police Brutality
Bonnie McFarlane: Never Hit a Baby
Brainless Lawyers
Brendon Walsh: Gene Hackman
Brian Kiley: Does Nana Have to Die?
Brian Kiley: Not Very Tough
Brian Kiley: Shot an Elk
Brian Posehn: Riot Footage
Brody Stevens: South Central Beverly Hills
Carlos Mencia: Bombing Japan
Carlos Mencia: Pray for the Pope
Carol Leifer: Near Death Experiences
Caskets
Cathy Ladman: Die While Making Love
Chad Daniels: Life Expectancy Sentencing
Check the E-mail Address
Chelsea Peretti: Getting Attacked
Chelsea Peretti: Men and Women Fears
Chelsea Peretti: Open Mic Funeral
Chris Rock: Natural Causes
Christian Finnegan: Last Website
Christopher Titus: Impending Armageddon
Christopher Titus: Scott Peterson Trial
Christopher Titus: Terror Alert Level
Chuck Booms: Back in Cleveland
Chuck Roy: New Hampshire White Boy Gang
Classic Booty Call... Angels
Classic Booty Call... Lost
Clearly Cheating
Clip Clop Bang
Cristela Alonzo: Hate Working
Damon Wayans: Fans Fighting Athletes
Damon Wayans: Suicide Bombers
Damon Williams: Death by Mosquito
Dan Boulger: I Know I'd Get Laid
Dan Levy: Combat Plan
Dan Mintz: Pulling the Plug
Dana Gould: All Go to One Place
Dana Gould: Hell Exactly as You Thought
Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing
Dana Gould: Plastic Surgery for Senior Citizens
Dana Gould: Whole Approach to Marriage
Dane Cook: The DMV
Daniel Tosh: Airport Phone Fun
Daniel Tosh: Boxers Don't Cry
Daniel Tosh: Girlfriend's Mistake
Daniel Tosh: WWJD in the Movie Theater
Dave Attell: Hate Traveling
Dave Attell: The KKK in Alaska
Dave Attell: Wet Your Pants
Dave Attell: Why Bungee Jump
Dave Mordal: Life-After-Death People
David Cross: Necrophiliacs
David Feldman: Education in Los Angeles
David Feldman: Grandmother in Medical School
David Feldman: On Cannibalism
Dead Again
Death Cab
Demetri Martin: Cactus
Demetri Martin: Fish Names
Demetri Martin: Live Nude Girls
Demetri Martin: Pies on Trains
Demetri Martin: Pillow Fights
Demetri Martin: Pinata
Demetri Martin: Spinning in Their Grave
Demetri Martin: Throwing Stones
Denis Leary: Michael Caine Admit
Deon Cole: Michael Jackson
DeRay: Bad Chicago Neighborhood
DeRay: Suicide Attempt
Dishwasher Starter
DL Hughley: Dangerous Enough Being Black
DL Hughley: Different Religious Beliefs
DL Hughley: New York City Difference
DL Hughley: Rule of Thumb for White People
DL Hughley: What the Pope Talks
Doc Barham: Oldest Living Person Dies
Donald Glover: Crazy Men Stories
Doug Mellard: Why I Hate Valentine's Day
Doug Williams: The Gay Struggle
Dov Davidoff: Don't Judge
Dov Davidoff: The Enemy
Drowning Lawyer
Dwayne Perkins: Jaywalking Laws
Earthquake: Dangerous White Kids
Earthquake: Facing a Life Sentence
Eliz Wright: After All That
Eliz Wright: Down With O.P.P.
Engineering in Hell
Eric Blake: New York's Organized Crime
Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School
Evan Davis: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Evan Davis: Women in Combat
Fahim Anwar: Biggie Fans
Flap Jacket
Frank Prinzi: Adult Soft Spots
Frog Talk
Gary Lazer: Missing New York's Subways
Gene Pompa: Mom's Birthday Cake
Gene Pompa: Older Latino Actors
George Miller: Bragging About Age
Glenn Wool: Smoking
God's Dead Dog
Gone Fishin'
Graveyard Salon
Greg Fitzsimmons: Full with Life
Greg Fitzsimmons: Married Couple Friends
Greg Fitzsimmons: My Grandfather's Name
Greg Morton: Kids and Guns
Gregg Rogell: Cause of Death
Gregg Rogell: Little Things in Life
Grosser Than Gross... Grandmother
Hannibal Buress: Will Smith Death
Hari Kondabolu: Acoustic Guitar
Hari Kondabolu: People Who Will Die in the Revolution
Hari Kondabolu: People Who Will Die in the Revolution 2
Hari Kondabolu: Portland, Oregon
Harland Williams: Coyotes
Heaven vs. Hell
Hostage Situation
Ian Bagg: Giving Raspberries
Identifying Bubba
Iliza Shlesinger: Bumper Sticker
Iliza Shlesinger: Don't Care What You Think
Iliza Shlesinger: Hot or Not Test
Jack Coen: The Old Days of Burial
Jack Coen: Truth Be Known
Jack Falls Apart
Jack Whitehall: Looking Down on Us
Jackie Kashian: Video Games
Jake Johannsen: Baseball Games and New York City
Jake Johannsen: Open Cabs
Janeane Garofalo: The StairMaster Ring of Dante's "Inferno"
Janine DiTullio: Genital Mutilation
Jasper Reed: Car Horns
Jay Larson: Violence Awareness Day
Jeff Dunham: The Fun of Ventriloquism
Jeff Ross: Bill Gates Hire
Jeff Ross: Courtney Love's Book
Jeff Ross: Great American
Jeff Ross: Jewish Holiday
Jeff Ross: Recent Death
Jeff Ross: Steve Jobs Funeral
Jeff Ross: Working for Steve Jobs
Jeff Stilson: From Seattle to New York City
Jeff Stilson: Putting a Pet to Sleep
Jeffrey Ross: Dead Aunt
Jessi Klein: Zales Diamond Outlet
Jim Breuer: Mosh Pits
Jim Gaffigan: Television for Women
Jim Gaffigan: When You Think of Indiana
Jim Short: Jim Morrison's Gravesite in France
Jim Short: On the Crocodile Hunter
Jimmy Carr: Throwing Acid
Jimmy Dore: Eye for an Eye
Jimmy Dore: Growing Up Poor
Jo Koy: When Monkeys Get Mad
Joe DeRosa: My Uncle Is Not Afraid
Joe DeVito: Awkward in the Workplace
Joe DeVito: Broke and Alone
John Caparulo: Yard Sale Shopping
John Heffron: Marriage Is Like...
John Henson: Karate Lessons
John McDowell: The Importance of Vocabulary
John Mendoza: Bored in the Bank
John Mulaney: Loving "Law & Order"
John Oliver: British Heaven
John Oliver: You Can Kill Burglars
John Ridley: No Black Serial Killers
Johnny Steele: Lazy Violence
Jon Dore: Died of Hunger
Jon Lajoie: Bought a Car
Jonathan Katz: Dead Aunt
Julian McCullough: Bicycle Riding in New York City
Juston McKinney: Parents' Love
Juston McKinney: Saving Money
Karen Rontowski: Prefers Tough Women
Kathleen Madigan: Figure Skating
Keith Robinson: Jeane Dixon
Kelly Monteith: Irreconcilable Differences
Kenny Rogerson: Suicide Surprise
Kevin Hart: Mother's Funeral
Kevin Hart: No Longer Safe
Kevin Hart: When You Lost a Fight to Your Woman
Kevin Kataoka: No Klan in Manhattan
Kevin Meaney: Raccoon Coat
Kevin Nealon: Every Day Like It's the Last
Kevin Nealon: Faster Than the Shark
Kevin Seccia: Hunting Is Not Fair
Kirk Fox: Organ Donation
Kirk Fox: Organs
Kirk Fox: Too Tall for Kids
Kjell Bjorgen: Attention-Seeking Kids
Kristen Schaal: Chinese Torture
Kristian Vallee: Disgruntled Student
Kristian Vallee: Getting Out of School
Kumail Nanjiani: Freddy vs. Jason
Kumail Nanjiani: If My Life Was a Horror Movie
Kurt Braunohler: Slept Like a Baby
Kyle Dunnigan: Blowing Smoke
Kyle Grooms: Can't Be a Thug
Kyle Grooms: Thugging With Glasses
Lance Crouther: Get in the House
Larry Amoros: Move Back Home
Last Musical Request
Last Night of Lovin'
Laura Kightlinger: Christmas Sadness
Laura Kightlinger: Talk Show Themes
LaVell Crawford: Ain't Afraid to Die Fat
Lawyer in a Tree
Lawyer on His Deathbed
Lawyers and Walls
Leo Allen: Stuff It's Dangerous to Think You're Good At
Leslie: Too Emotional
Lester Barrie: Hated to See My Mother Coming
Lester Barrie: Solution to the Gang Problem
Lewis Dix: Abusive Man With Jheri Curls
Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
Loni Love: On Dick Cheney
Lou DiMaggio: Spermicide
Louis C.K.: Harlem Image
Louis Ramey: Texans
Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames
Luke Torres: East L.A. Attitude
Luke Torres: Middle Eastern Gang Problem
Marc Maron: Not Buying My Wife a Gun
Margaret Cho: Hopeless Ex
Margaret Smith: Love Fights
Mark Brazill: L.A. Riots
Matt Iseman: Death Penalty
Matt Weinhold: Bungee Jumping
Michael Colyar: On the L.A. Riots
Michael Kosta: Older Brother Games
Michael Palascak: No Sex Until Marriage
Mickey & Donald in a Foxhole
Mike Britt: Hip Hop Has Changed
Mike DeStefano: Die Without My Blackberry
Mike DeStefano: Mercy Killings
Mike DeStefano: Too Many People
Mike Dugan: Heaven or Hell
Mike Lawrence: Immortality
Mike MacDonald: Rock Star Influence
Mike MacDonald: Suing Ozzy Osbourne
Mike Ricca: Portraying Italians
Mike Vecchione: Crazy and Compassionate
Mike Vecchione: Don't Like Guns
Mike Vecchione: Favorite Place to Taser
Mike Vecchione: Good Man
Mike Vecchione: Hunting Deer
Mike Vecchione: Warning Shot
Morgan Murphy: Discovering Irony
Murderous Neighbor
My Dog Don't Bite
Myq Kaplan: Books Into Movies
Myq Kaplan: College Dorm
Myq Kaplan: Fight Ignorance
Myq Kaplan: Fighting Magneto
Myq Kaplan: Final Destination Recap
Myq Kaplan: Not Encouraged to Be Smart
Natasha Leggero - LA Gang Tour Passengers
Natasha Leggero: LA Gang Tours
Nate Bargatze: New Device
Nate Bargatze: Wal-Mart Is Great
Nathan Trenholm: Penis Nicknames
Nathan Trenholm: Staying Out of It
Ngaio Bealum: Love Rednecks
Nick DiPaolo: Every Six Seconds
Nick Swardson: Closed Casket
Nick Swardson: Friends at a Bar Fight
Nick Swardson: Getting Stabbed
Nick Swardson: Had-to-Be-There Stories
Nick Swardson: Third Grade Fight
Nick Vatterott: Going to Be Famous
No Second Chances
Norm Macdonald: Cancer Can't Win
Norm MacDonald: Cartoon Violence
Norm MacDonald: Cliff Diving
Norm Macdonald: Dying a Loser
Owen Benjamin: Tickling Strangers
Pam Matteson: My Father's Brag
Patrice O'Neal: Losing Weight
Patrick Borelli: Annoying When They're Shot
Patton Oswalt: Face Transplant
Patton Oswalt: Never Just Die of Cancer
Patton Oswalt: Obituary Fear
Patton Oswalt: Suicide Pinata
Patton Oswalt: The Apocalypse
Paul Dillery: Recurring Nightmare
Paul F. Tompkins: Brass Knuckles at Airline Security
Paul F. Tompkins: Take a Bullet
Paul F. Tompkins: Vicious Dogs
Paul Nardizzi: Picking up Hitchhikers in a Minivan
Paul Provenza: Cryonics
Paul Provenza: Funny Ways to Die
Paul Provenza: Look at the Glass Realistically
Pete Correale: Would You Fight for Me?
Plastered Lawyers
Politician Reincarnation
Polygon
Prescott Tolk: Not a Confrontational Guy
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
Quinn Dahle: One You Love
Related Deaths
Rene Hicks: Advice to Gang Members
Rene Hicks: Mother's Discipline
Rene Hicks: On Dr. Kevorkian
Revenge of the Blondes
Rich Vos: Do the World a Favor
Rich Vos: Immigration Policy
Richard Lewis: Jewish Mobster
Rickey Smiley: Drive-Through Funeral Home
Rickey Smiley: Funeral Practices
Riddle: The Man
Robert Schimmel: Identified by Dental Records
Robin Montague: Healthcare Is Too Expensive
Robot Booty Call... Angel
Rodney Laney: Emergency Room
Roger Rittenhouse: Five Packs a Day
Roger Rittenhouse: Watch for Injuries
Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas
Rory Scovel: Dead On The Inside
Russ Meneve: Calling Me Names
Russ Meneve: Ski Mask Inventor
Russ Meneve: Unprovoked Shark Attacks
Rusty Ward: Cremation
Ryan Stout: Self-Defense Class
Sabrina Matthews: Refusing Airplane Restrooms
Satanic Starbucks
Sensitive Beer
Shane Mauss: Baby Self-Defense
Shane Mauss: Freak Accident
Shang Forbes: Spoon Violence
Sheng Wang: Fear of Rats
Sheryl Underwood: What the Sisters Don't Want You to Know
Sick Rabbit Trick
Signs You are Growing Older
Sommore: You Got to Be Fair
Special Lawyer Treatment
Staggering Husband
Steve Marmel: Michael Kennedy
Steve Shaffer: Conspiracy Theory
Steve White: Rap Violence
Stop or Slow Down
Sue Murphy: Joined a Gym
Susie Essman: Don't Feel Bad
T. Sean Shannon: Reminded of an Ex-Girlfriend
T.J. Miller: Being Dyslexic
T.J. Miller: Getting Recognized
Tammy Pescatelli: Fighting a Skinny Girl
Tammy Pescatelli: No Matter How Scrappy You Are
Tarzan's Last Words
The Bum
The Deacon's Last Words
The Devil and Your Dad's Profession
The Devout Catholic Woman
The Hunting Knife
The Lawyer Keeps His Promise
The Lawyer Too Big to Bury
The Mortician's Big Discovery
The Unconcerned Widow
This Is a Recording
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths
Three Nuns Get Quizzed in Heaven
Todd Barry: Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Todd Barry: Nurses Kick Butt
Todd Barry: Weird About Words
Tom Clark: Self-Defense Book
Tom Cotter: Favorite Possessions
Tom Cotter: In the Garden
Tommy Davidson: After School Fight
Tommy Johnagin: Pallbearing Honor
Tony Rock: Black Villain
Tony Stone: Cool Pilot
Torian Hughes: Songs Don't Make Us Do Anything
Towards and Away
Tracy Morgan: When the Sisters Fight
Two Black Eyes for a Favor
Two Men Hunting
Two-Legged Bleeder
Ty Barnett: From Chicago
Ty Barnett: On Fights at Basketball Games
Val Kappa: Accident Note
Vince Morris: Don't Die Doing Something You Love
Visiting Grandma
Walks Into a Bar... Beer Brothers
Walks Into a Bar... Karate Chop
Walks Into a Bar... Leprechaun Pee
Wanda Sykes: $400 Gun
Wanda Sykes: Honoring Lost Loved Ones
Wanda Sykes: Oh, You Gonna Get a Divorce?
War on Poverty
Wayne Federman: New York Marathon
What Not to Say at a Funeral
What They Say at Your Funeral
What We Learn From the Movies
Widow's Future
Working on the Fourth Husband
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Drive-By
Your Girlfriend's Hair and the Midget
Zombie Booty Call... Angel
Zombie Booty Call... Body
Zombie Booty Call... Grave
Zombie Booty Call... Hard
Zombie Booty Call... Match
Zombie Booty Call... Rot
Zombie Booty Call... Slab
Zombie Booty Call... Tall

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