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A Father's Last Request
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A Lawyer's Ideal Weight
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A.J. Jamal: The Gang Look
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Adam Sandler: Just Be Dead
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Al Clethen Jr.: Old and Broke
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Al Jackson: Bacardi 151
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Al Lubel: Night Panic
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Al Madrigal: Party Pinata
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Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory
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An Odd Tale
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Andre Kelley: Adult Table
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Andy Blitz: Boxing Explanation
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Andy Kindler: In a Fight
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Andy Kindler: Two Choices in Life
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Anthony Griffith: Never Hit My Mother
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Anthony Jeselnik: Peanut Allergy
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Arceneux & Mitchell: Whipped My Butt So Bad
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Ardal O'Hanlon: Expectations
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Ardal O'Hanlon: Tiredness Can Kill
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B.J. Novak: Battered Women
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Barry Marder: Terrible Freeways
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Bear & Rabbit
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Ben Kronberg: Bun in the Oven
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Ben Kronberg: Jesus Heals
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Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife
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Bill Gates in Hell
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Bill Santiago: Ass-Kicking From Jesus
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Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality
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Blake Clark: Gun Control
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Bob Nickman: Psychotic With Low Self-Esteem
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Bobby Slayton: On Cartoon Violence
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Bobcat Goldthwait: Gay Bashing
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Bobcat Goldthwait: In Favor of Guns
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Bobcat Goldthwait: Police Brutality
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Bonnie McFarlane: Never Hit a Baby
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Brainless Lawyers
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Brendon Walsh: Gene Hackman
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Brian Kiley: Does Nana Have to Die?
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Brian Kiley: Not Very Tough
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Brian Kiley: Shot an Elk
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Brian Posehn: Riot Footage
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Brody Stevens: South Central Beverly Hills
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Carlos Mencia: Bombing Japan
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Carlos Mencia: Pray for the Pope
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Carol Leifer: Near Death Experiences
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Caskets
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Cathy Ladman: Die While Making Love
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Chad Daniels: Life Expectancy Sentencing
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Check the E-mail Address
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Chelsea Peretti: Getting Attacked
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Chelsea Peretti: Men and Women Fears
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Chelsea Peretti: Open Mic Funeral
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Chris Rock: Natural Causes
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Christian Finnegan: Last Website
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Christopher Titus: Impending Armageddon
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Christopher Titus: Scott Peterson Trial
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Christopher Titus: Terror Alert Level
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Chuck Booms: Back in Cleveland
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Chuck Roy: New Hampshire White Boy Gang
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Classic Booty Call... Angels
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Classic Booty Call... Lost
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Clearly Cheating
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Clip Clop Bang
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Cristela Alonzo: Hate Working
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Damon Wayans: Fans Fighting Athletes
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Damon Wayans: Suicide Bombers
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Damon Williams: Death by Mosquito
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Dan Boulger: I Know I'd Get Laid
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Dan Levy: Combat Plan
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Dan Mintz: Pulling the Plug
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Dana Gould: All Go to One Place
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Dana Gould: Hell Exactly as You Thought
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Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing
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Dana Gould: Plastic Surgery for Senior Citizens
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Dana Gould: Whole Approach to Marriage
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Dane Cook: The DMV
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Daniel Tosh: Airport Phone Fun
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Daniel Tosh: Boxers Don't Cry
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Daniel Tosh: Girlfriend's Mistake
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Daniel Tosh: WWJD in the Movie Theater
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Dave Attell: Hate Traveling
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Dave Attell: The KKK in Alaska
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Dave Attell: Wet Your Pants
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Dave Attell: Why Bungee Jump
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Dave Mordal: Life-After-Death People
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David Cross: Necrophiliacs
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David Feldman: Education in Los Angeles
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David Feldman: Grandmother in Medical School
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David Feldman: On Cannibalism
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Dead Again
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Death Cab
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Demetri Martin: Cactus
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Demetri Martin: Fish Names
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Demetri Martin: Live Nude Girls
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Demetri Martin: Pies on Trains
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Demetri Martin: Pillow Fights
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Demetri Martin: Pinata
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Demetri Martin: Spinning in Their Grave
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Demetri Martin: Throwing Stones
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Denis Leary: Michael Caine Admit
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Deon Cole: Michael Jackson
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DeRay: Bad Chicago Neighborhood
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DeRay: Suicide Attempt
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Dishwasher Starter
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DL Hughley: Dangerous Enough Being Black
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DL Hughley: Different Religious Beliefs
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DL Hughley: New York City Difference
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DL Hughley: Rule of Thumb for White People
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DL Hughley: What the Pope Talks
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Doc Barham: Oldest Living Person Dies
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Donald Glover: Crazy Men Stories
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Doug Mellard: Why I Hate Valentine's Day
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Doug Williams: The Gay Struggle
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Dov Davidoff: Don't Judge
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Dov Davidoff: The Enemy
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Drowning Lawyer
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Dwayne Perkins: Jaywalking Laws
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Earthquake: Dangerous White Kids
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Earthquake: Facing a Life Sentence
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Eliz Wright: After All That
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Eliz Wright: Down With O.P.P.
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Engineering in Hell
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Eric Blake: New York's Organized Crime
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Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School
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Evan Davis: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
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Evan Davis: Women in Combat
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Fahim Anwar: Biggie Fans
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Flap Jacket
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Frank Prinzi: Adult Soft Spots
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Frog Talk
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Gary Lazer: Missing New York's Subways
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Gene Pompa: Mom's Birthday Cake
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Gene Pompa: Older Latino Actors
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George Miller: Bragging About Age
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Glenn Wool: Smoking
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God's Dead Dog
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Gone Fishin'
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Graveyard Salon
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Full with Life
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Married Couple Friends
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Greg Fitzsimmons: My Grandfather's Name
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Greg Morton: Kids and Guns
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Gregg Rogell: Cause of Death
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Gregg Rogell: Little Things in Life
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Grosser Than Gross... Grandmother
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Hannibal Buress: Will Smith Death
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Hari Kondabolu: Acoustic Guitar
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Hari Kondabolu: People Who Will Die in the Revolution
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Hari Kondabolu: People Who Will Die in the Revolution 2
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Hari Kondabolu: Portland, Oregon
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Harland Williams: Coyotes
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Heaven vs. Hell
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Hostage Situation
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Ian Bagg: Giving Raspberries
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Identifying Bubba
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Iliza Shlesinger: Bumper Sticker
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Iliza Shlesinger: Don't Care What You Think
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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot or Not Test
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Jack Coen: The Old Days of Burial
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Jack Coen: Truth Be Known
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Jack Falls Apart
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Jack Whitehall: Looking Down on Us
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Jackie Kashian: Video Games
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Jake Johannsen: Baseball Games and New York City
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Jake Johannsen: Open Cabs
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Janeane Garofalo: The StairMaster Ring of Dante's "Inferno"
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Janine DiTullio: Genital Mutilation
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Jasper Reed: Car Horns
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Jay Larson: Violence Awareness Day
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Jeff Dunham: The Fun of Ventriloquism
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Jeff Ross: Bill Gates Hire
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Jeff Ross: Courtney Love's Book
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Jeff Ross: Great American
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Jeff Ross: Jewish Holiday
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Jeff Ross: Recent Death
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Jeff Ross: Steve Jobs Funeral
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Jeff Ross: Working for Steve Jobs
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Jeff Stilson: From Seattle to New York City
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Jeff Stilson: Putting a Pet to Sleep
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Jeffrey Ross: Dead Aunt
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Jessi Klein: Zales Diamond Outlet
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Jim Breuer: Mosh Pits
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Jim Gaffigan: Television for Women
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Jim Gaffigan: When You Think of Indiana
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Jim Short: Jim Morrison's Gravesite in France
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Jim Short: On the Crocodile Hunter
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Jimmy Carr: Throwing Acid
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Jimmy Dore: Eye for an Eye
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Jimmy Dore: Growing Up Poor
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Jo Koy: When Monkeys Get Mad
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Joe DeRosa: My Uncle Is Not Afraid
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Joe DeVito: Awkward in the Workplace
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Joe DeVito: Broke and Alone
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John Caparulo: Yard Sale Shopping
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John Heffron: Marriage Is Like...
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John Henson: Karate Lessons
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John McDowell: The Importance of Vocabulary
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John Mendoza: Bored in the Bank
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John Mulaney: Loving "Law & Order"
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John Oliver: British Heaven
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John Oliver: You Can Kill Burglars
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John Ridley: No Black Serial Killers
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Johnny Steele: Lazy Violence
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Jon Dore: Died of Hunger
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Jon Lajoie: Bought a Car
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Jonathan Katz: Dead Aunt
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Julian McCullough: Bicycle Riding in New York City
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Juston McKinney: Parents' Love
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Juston McKinney: Saving Money
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Karen Rontowski: Prefers Tough Women
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Kathleen Madigan: Figure Skating
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Keith Robinson: Jeane Dixon
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Kelly Monteith: Irreconcilable Differences
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Kenny Rogerson: Suicide Surprise
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Kevin Hart: Mother's Funeral
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Kevin Hart: No Longer Safe
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Kevin Hart: When You Lost a Fight to Your Woman
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Kevin Kataoka: No Klan in Manhattan
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Kevin Meaney: Raccoon Coat
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Kevin Nealon: Every Day Like It's the Last
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Kevin Nealon: Faster Than the Shark
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Kevin Seccia: Hunting Is Not Fair
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Kirk Fox: Organ Donation
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Kirk Fox: Organs
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Kirk Fox: Too Tall for Kids
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Kjell Bjorgen: Attention-Seeking Kids
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Kristen Schaal: Chinese Torture
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Kristian Vallee: Disgruntled Student
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Kristian Vallee: Getting Out of School
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Kumail Nanjiani: Freddy vs. Jason
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Kumail Nanjiani: If My Life Was a Horror Movie
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Kurt Braunohler: Slept Like a Baby
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Kyle Dunnigan: Blowing Smoke
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Kyle Grooms: Can't Be a Thug
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Kyle Grooms: Thugging With Glasses
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Lance Crouther: Get in the House
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Larry Amoros: Move Back Home
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Last Musical Request
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Last Night of Lovin'
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Laura Kightlinger: Christmas Sadness
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Laura Kightlinger: Talk Show Themes
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LaVell Crawford: Ain't Afraid to Die Fat
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Lawyer in a Tree
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Lawyer on His Deathbed
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Lawyers and Walls
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Leo Allen: Stuff It's Dangerous to Think You're Good At
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Leslie: Too Emotional
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Lester Barrie: Hated to See My Mother Coming
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Lester Barrie: Solution to the Gang Problem
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Lewis Dix: Abusive Man With Jheri Curls
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Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
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Loni Love: On Dick Cheney
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Lou DiMaggio: Spermicide
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Louis C.K.: Harlem Image
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Louis Ramey: Texans
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Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames
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Luke Torres: East L.A. Attitude
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Luke Torres: Middle Eastern Gang Problem
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Marc Maron: Not Buying My Wife a Gun
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Margaret Cho: Hopeless Ex
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Margaret Smith: Love Fights
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Mark Brazill: L.A. Riots
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Matt Iseman: Death Penalty
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Matt Weinhold: Bungee Jumping
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Michael Colyar: On the L.A. Riots
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Michael Kosta: Older Brother Games
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Michael Palascak: No Sex Until Marriage
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Mickey & Donald in a Foxhole
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Mike Britt: Hip Hop Has Changed
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Mike DeStefano: Die Without My Blackberry
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Mike DeStefano: Mercy Killings
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Mike DeStefano: Too Many People
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Mike Dugan: Heaven or Hell
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Mike Lawrence: Immortality
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Mike MacDonald: Rock Star Influence
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Mike MacDonald: Suing Ozzy Osbourne
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Mike Ricca: Portraying Italians
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Mike Vecchione: Crazy and Compassionate
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Mike Vecchione: Don't Like Guns
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Mike Vecchione: Favorite Place to Taser
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Mike Vecchione: Good Man
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Mike Vecchione: Hunting Deer
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Mike Vecchione: Warning Shot
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Morgan Murphy: Discovering Irony
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Murderous Neighbor
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My Dog Don't Bite
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Myq Kaplan: Books Into Movies
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Myq Kaplan: College Dorm
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Myq Kaplan: Fight Ignorance
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Myq Kaplan: Fighting Magneto
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Myq Kaplan: Final Destination Recap
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Myq Kaplan: Not Encouraged to Be Smart
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Natasha Leggero - LA Gang Tour Passengers
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Natasha Leggero: LA Gang Tours
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Nate Bargatze: New Device
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Nate Bargatze: Wal-Mart Is Great
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Nathan Trenholm: Penis Nicknames
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Nathan Trenholm: Staying Out of It
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Ngaio Bealum: Love Rednecks
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Nick DiPaolo: Every Six Seconds
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Nick DiPaolo: Historical Gun Problem
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Nick DiPaolo: Miami Connection
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Nick DiPaolo: No Feeling
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Nick DiPaolo: The Sunshine State
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Nick Swardson: Closed Casket
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Nick Swardson: Friends at a Bar Fight
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Nick Swardson: Getting Stabbed
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Nick Swardson: Had-to-Be-There Stories
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Nick Swardson: Third Grade Fight
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Nick Vatterott: Going to Be Famous
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No Second Chances
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Norm Macdonald: Cancer Can't Win
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Norm MacDonald: Cartoon Violence
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Norm MacDonald: Cliff Diving
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Norm Macdonald: Dying a Loser
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Owen Benjamin: Tickling Strangers
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Pam Matteson: My Father's Brag
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Patrice O'Neal: Losing Weight
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Patrick Borelli: Annoying When They're Shot
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Patton Oswalt: Face Transplant
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Patton Oswalt: Never Just Die of Cancer
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Patton Oswalt: Obituary Fear
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Patton Oswalt: Suicide Pinata
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Patton Oswalt: The Apocalypse
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Paul Dillery: Recurring Nightmare
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Paul F. Tompkins: Brass Knuckles at Airline Security
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Paul F. Tompkins: Take a Bullet
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Paul F. Tompkins: Vicious Dogs
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Paul Nardizzi: Picking up Hitchhikers in a Minivan
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Paul Provenza: Cryonics
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Paul Provenza: Funny Ways to Die
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Paul Provenza: Look at the Glass Realistically
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Pete Correale: Would You Fight for Me?
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Plastered Lawyers
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Politician Reincarnation
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Polygon
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Prescott Tolk: Not a Confrontational Guy
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
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Quinn Dahle: One You Love
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Related Deaths
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Rene Hicks: Advice to Gang Members
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Rene Hicks: Mother's Discipline
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Rene Hicks: On Dr. Kevorkian
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Revenge of the Blondes
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Rich Vos: Do the World a Favor
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Rich Vos: Immigration Policy
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Richard Lewis: Jewish Mobster
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Rickey Smiley: Drive-Through Funeral Home
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Rickey Smiley: Funeral Practices
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Riddle: The Man
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Robert Schimmel: Identified by Dental Records
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Robin Montague: Healthcare Is Too Expensive
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Robot Booty Call... Angel
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Rodney Laney: Emergency Room
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Roger Rittenhouse: Five Packs a Day
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Roger Rittenhouse: Watch for Injuries
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Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas
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Rory Scovel: Dead On The Inside
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Russ Meneve: Calling Me Names
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Russ Meneve: Ski Mask Inventor
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Russ Meneve: Unprovoked Shark Attacks
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Rusty Ward: Cremation
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Ryan Stout: Self-Defense Class
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Sabrina Matthews: Refusing Airplane Restrooms
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Satanic Starbucks
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Sensitive Beer
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Shane Mauss: Baby Self-Defense
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Shane Mauss: Freak Accident
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Shang Forbes: Spoon Violence
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Sheng Wang: Fear of Rats
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Sheryl Underwood: What the Sisters Don't Want You to Know
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Sick Rabbit Trick
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Signs You are Growing Older
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Sommore: You Got to Be Fair
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Special Lawyer Treatment
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Staggering Husband
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Steve Marmel: Michael Kennedy
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Steve Shaffer: Conspiracy Theory
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Steve White: Rap Violence
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Stop or Slow Down
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Sue Murphy: Joined a Gym
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Susie Essman: Don't Feel Bad
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T. Sean Shannon: Reminded of an Ex-Girlfriend
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T.J. Miller: Being Dyslexic
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T.J. Miller: Getting Recognized
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Tammy Pescatelli: Fighting a Skinny Girl
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Tammy Pescatelli: No Matter How Scrappy You Are
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Tarzan's Last Words
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The Bum
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The Deacon's Last Words
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The Devil and Your Dad's Profession
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The Devout Catholic Woman
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The Hunting Knife
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The Lawyer Keeps His Promise
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The Lawyer Too Big to Bury
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The Mortician's Big Discovery
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The Unconcerned Widow
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This Is a Recording
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Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths
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Three Nuns Get Quizzed in Heaven
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Todd Barry: Autoerotic Asphyxiation
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Todd Barry: Nurses Kick Butt
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Todd Barry: Weird About Words
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Tom Clark: Self-Defense Book
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Tom Cotter: Favorite Possessions
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Tom Cotter: In the Garden
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Tommy Davidson: After School Fight
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Tommy Johnagin: Pallbearing Honor
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Tony Rock: Black Villain
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Tony Stone: Cool Pilot
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Torian Hughes: Songs Don't Make Us Do Anything
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Towards and Away
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Tracy Morgan: When the Sisters Fight
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Two Black Eyes for a Favor
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Two Men Hunting
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Two-Legged Bleeder
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Ty Barnett: From Chicago
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Ty Barnett: On Fights at Basketball Games
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Val Kappa: Accident Note
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Vince Morris: Don't Die Doing Something You Love
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Visiting Grandma
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Walks Into a Bar... Beer Brothers
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Walks Into a Bar... Karate Chop
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Walks Into a Bar... Leprechaun Pee
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Wanda Sykes: $400 Gun
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Wanda Sykes: Honoring Lost Loved Ones
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Wanda Sykes: Oh, You Gonna Get a Divorce?
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War on Poverty
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Wayne Federman: New York Marathon
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What Not to Say at a Funeral
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What They Say at Your Funeral
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What We Learn From the Movies
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Widow's Future
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Working on the Fourth Husband
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Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Drive-By
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Your Girlfriend's Hair and the Midget
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Zombie Booty Call... Angel
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Zombie Booty Call... Body
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Zombie Booty Call... Grave
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Zombie Booty Call... Hard
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Zombie Booty Call... Match
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Zombie Booty Call... Rot
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Zombie Booty Call... Slab
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Zombie Booty Call... Tall
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