Paul Provenza: Look at the Glass Realistically

I look at the world in a realistic way. Some people say the glass is half full; other people say the glass is half empty. I look at the glass and say, 'You know, if you fell on that it would shatter, and a shard of glass would cut your jugular, and you'd drown to death in a pool of your own gurgling blood.'

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