Nick Swardson: Had-to-Be-There Stories

So, then what I try to do to try to save the story is I embellish it at the end to make it a good story. But I do it too much, so it's not believable. You know, I'll be like, 'You should have been there Saturday. Me and Steve were at the bar; we were so hammered. This guy came up and he was really drunk, and he was like, 'Hey, do you know where the bathrooms are?' And Steve was like, 'No,' and so the guy made this face at Steve -- this really weird face, so -- so Steve f**king stabbed him.

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