Peanut: I think it'd be cool to be a ventriloquist.
Jeff Dunham: Why's that?
Peanut: I'd go to a lot of funerals. 'Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today?' 'I'm not dead yet! Let me out of here! You son-of-a...'
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