Todd Barry: Autoerotic Asphyxiation

Some guys go crazy with the masturbation. I was reading this article on this thing, autoerotic asphyxiation. Some guys actually choke themselves with a belt while they're doing it. I read like 800 men a year die from doing this. I was like, 'No way, not 800.' Then I remembered how many times I've nearly killed myself with just conventional masturbation -- just regular old, meat and potatoes, mom and pop, missionary position masturbation.

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