Mike Vecchione: Hunting Deer

I'm not an outdoorsy guy. My buddy in Central Pennsylvania used to hunt deer, and that's way more complex than I thought. You got to track the animal for, like, two or three days. And at the end of it, you may or may not get a kill. He told me that. I'm like, 'Forget that, dude. I kill a deer in my car while I'm speeding and text messaging at the same time. It's not that difficult, bro.'

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