How scary is a bullet to my uncle? Not at all, you know why? I saw him take an 11-inch catheter, the hard way -- you know what I'm saying. 'A bullet? You gonna stick it in my penis? No? Then shoot me. I don't give a crap. How bad could it be?'
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