Mike Vecchione: Don't Like Guns

I don't like guns, you know why? It's a killing mechanism. That's all its purpose is; it has no other purpose but to kill. I like a knife better. I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm going to do. Am I going to stab you? Am I going to open a letter? Or am I going to frost a cake? You don't know what I'm going to do. And it's Swiss Army. I can clip my toenails and open a bottle of wine to celebrate all the errands that I got accomplished.

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