Redneck Honeymoon Suite

A redneck couple goes to a hotel for their honeymoon. The husband goes to the front desk and stresses that this is a very important occasion and they'll need a deluxe suite.

The clerk says, "Well, I can give you the bridal.

The fellow thinks a moment and replies, "No, that's not necessary. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

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