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My brother wants to go on that show 'America's Got Talent.' I'm like, 'What the hell are you gonna do on there? You ain't got no talent.' He's goes, 'I can rip a phone book in half with my bare hands.' 'You live in a town of 47, you moron. That ain't a phone book, that's a pamphlet.'

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Larry the Cable Guy: Rip a Phone Book in Half

Larry the Cable Guy: Rip a Phone Book in Half

Blue Collar

132 legs and 8 teeth

A Beautiful Woman Loves Growing Tomatoes

A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...

A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son

A man went on vacation to Texas...

A Perfect Circle

A Sack Full of Chickens

A Special Night in Iowa

A Virgin Hick

Airplane Hijinx

Amanda Melson: Take Back the Field

Amy Schumer: Teen Mom

An Arkansas Delivery

An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss

Andi Smith: Campground

Andi Smith: The Only Thing I Like About Camping

Ark-N-Saw

Arkansas Dentists

Arkansas Fertility

Arkansas Scholars

Arkansas State Residency Application

Attention-Seeking Redneck

Auggie Smith: Kansas Casinos

Ba Ba Black Sheep

Backwoods High Tech

Becky Pedigo: Country and Western Bar

Belly Button

Bill Burr: Rednecks to Afghanistan

Bill Clinton's DNA

Blake Clark: Cousins

Blonde Counting Sheep

Bob Nickman: Strobe Headlines

Bob Oschack: Off-Roading Down South

Bob Oschack: Southern Value

Bobcat Goldthwait: In Favor of Guns

Bow-Legged Cowgirls

Brake Fluid Addiction

Brave Pig With the Peg Leg

Brian Regan: Fishing Show Credits

Bruce Bruce: Redneck Loves His Ford

Bryan Tucker: Freak Show

Bubba

Bumpy Car Ride

Busy Redneck

Choking Victim

Chris Fairbanks: Misconceptions About Montana

Chuck Roy: New Hampshire White Boy Gang

Chucky at the Movies

City Girls and Country Boys

Corny

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Country Politics

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Cow Pat Lip Gloss

Cowboy Talks to the Animals

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Cross the Road... Redneck

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Darrell Hammond: From Alabama

Demetri Martin: Mobile Home

Designated Drunkard

Dirt Road

Dirty Cowboy Mustache

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