Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...

Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens.

"Chickens, eh?" says his friend. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag. "You guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

"Um...five?"

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