Blondes on a Rope

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. The rope began slipping and breaking.

The brunette said, ''Girls, I'm going to let go of the rope since it can't hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me." She made a big speech about how special the blondes were.

At the end of her speech, all of the blondes started clapping.