Blonde Thanksgiving

It was the first time a blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family, so she prepared a dinner by herself. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Mom, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" the blonde said.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde replied. "It wouldn't sit still!"