John Caparulo: Single Guys With Cats

I miss having a pet. We're not allowed to have dogs in my building. We're allowed to have cats. My friend's like, 'Why don't you get a cat?' I'm like, 'Why don't I just start kissing dudes, too, alright? Why don't I do that? Just go all the way with that one.' You can't be a single guy with a cat, alright? It just looks bad: you're either gay or you're a villain.