Demetri Martin: Some Women Are Liars

I love women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are liars, like this girl I met in the park. She was walking her dog and she was cute, so I started to talk to her. She told me her dog's name. I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' I said, 'Oh yeah, then how does he eat?'

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