I read a news article recently about a group of animal rights activists that went and protested a makeup factory because they said that this factory was testing makeup on animals, which is f**king hilarious. Are you serious? Someone gets paid to put lipstick on a chimp? Sign me up, right now. I'll quit comedy. I'll work 100 hours a week. You let me smoke weed at lunch, I won't even join a union. I'll just chuckle and collect my check.