A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path.
"What kind of animal are you?" asks the snake.
"I really don't know," says the bunny. "I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?"
So, the snake felt the bunny. "Well, you're soft and cuddly," said the snake. "You have long silky ears and a little fluffy tail. You must be a bunny!"
"Awesome!" says the bunny. "Now what kind of animal are you?"
"I really don't know," says the snake. "I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?"
So, the bunny feels the snake all over, and he replies, "You're hard and cold, and you haven't got any balls. You must be a lawyer!"
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