Previous Next

I don't eat chicken; I'm a vegetarian. I'm not a full vegetarian, like I'll eat hamburgers and hot dogs.

Categories: Animal, Food, Miscellaneous

Animal

Jokes

Jordan Rubin: Vegetarian

Jordan Rubin: Vegetarian

Animal

A Bear Walks Into a Bar...

A Grasshopper Walks Into a Bar...

A Gummy Problem

A Kangaroo Walks Into a Bar...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...

A Piece of Advice

A Sack Full of Chickens

A Woman's Four Favorite Animals

A.J. Jamal: Free Cats

Adam Ferrara: Look to Nature

Amanda Melson: Take Back the Field

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company

Andrew Norelli: Wrong Time to Worry

Andy Kindler: Worry Wildlife

Animal Lives

Animal Rotation

Another Bull Name

Another Chicken, Another Road

Ants Dancing

Ants in Your Pants

Apple & Worm

Ardal O'Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs

Arj Barker: Guess What, Cat?

At the Door

Aziz Ansari: Senator Cornyn on Same-Sex Marriage

Ba Ba Black Sheep

Bald Fleas

Basketball Chicken

Bear & Deer

Bear & Toilet

Bear on a Rampage

Bee Pee

Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts

Beethoven's Chicken

Bells on Cows

Best Goldfish Joke Ever

Big Noses

Bill Coronel: Dog Food Guideline

Bill Dwyer: Petting Zoo

Bill Dwyer: Why Kids?

Bill Kirchenbauer: Sea World Seafood

Bird It Through the Grapevine

Bird of Peace, Bird of Love

Birdie Poem

Birdman

Birds of Paradise

Black & White & Red

Black and Brown

Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake

Blind Dinosaur

Blind Skydivers

Blond Dog

Blonde & Goldfish

Blonde Counting Sheep

Blonde in Disguise

Blonde NASA Engineer

Blossom & Porky

Bob Marley: Atkins Diet

Bob Nickman: Strobe Headlines

Bonnie McFarlane: Hunting Dog

Bovine Hijinx

Brave Pig With the Peg Leg

Brian Kiley: Shot an Elk

Broken Cage

Bruce Baum: Elliot's Peripheral Extrapolation Theorem

Bug's Mind

Busy Redneck

Careful What You Kick

Carrots

Cash Levy: Lions

Cash Levy: Wild Stallion

Cat Hospital

Catching a Polar Bear

Catching a Squirrel

Catching Rabbits

Catfish and Lawyers