An old lady meets a little girl in the park with her dog. She asks, "What's your name, little girl?"
"Blossom," answers the girl.
"Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?"
The little girl explained, "Well, my mommy was pregnant, and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom."
"Oh, that's so nice, replied the old lady. "What's your dog's name?"
"Porky," the little girl answered.
"Why Porky?" the old lady asked.
The little girl answered, "Because he f**ks pigs."