Man With a Speech Problem

A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some "bum."

The manager asks, "Do you mean gum?"

And the man says, "Yes some bum."

Later on, the man goes to a hardware store and asks for a "fucket."

The manager says, "Do you mean a bucket."

And the guy says, "Yes, a fucket."

Then the man goes to a pet store and asks for a "cock-n-spankit."

The manager says, "Do you mean a cocker spaniel?"

And the man says, "Yes, a cock-n-spankit."

While the man was walking home, the dog jumps out of his hands. At the same time, a little old lady walks by. So the man asks her, "Will you hold my bum and fucket while I go catch my cock-n-spankit."

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