A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some "bum."
The manager asks, "Do you mean gum?"
And the man says, "Yes some bum."
Later on, the man goes to a hardware store and asks for a "fucket."
The manager says, "Do you mean a bucket."
And the guy says, "Yes, a fucket."
Then the man goes to a pet store and asks for a "cock-n-spankit."
The manager says, "Do you mean a cocker spaniel?"
And the man says, "Yes, a cock-n-spankit."
While the man was walking home, the dog jumps out of his hands. At the same time, a little old lady walks by. So the man asks her, "Will you hold my bum and fucket while I go catch my cock-n-spankit."