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Snake Bite

I hope I'm not poisonous, says the first snake.

"Why?" asks the second snake.

"Because I just bit my lip."
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#ccjokes #dirty: Q: Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? A: It wanted to lay it on the line.

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